Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

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really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

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complete panic in one screenshot


teacher: “why dont you tell the class a little bit about yourself”


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My anaconda will consider it

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